What Chinese New Year animal are you? Are you an Ox? Or a Horse? Or a Boar?

Don’t worry if you don’t have a personal geomancer on your phone — we’ve done the cosmic legwork for you, rounding up this year’s Chinese zodiac fortune guide with the help of a seasoned master.

Is it possible our (excellent) colleagues over on the printing presses accidentally ran our column in place of the horoscopes one week? Because all of a sudden, you’re all asking us about astrology.

The Horse symbolizes autonomy and strength.